Asked by Anonymous
You are ALL welcome to send pictures of your fuzzy and/or fat asses to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please note whether you’re okay with me posting them on Tumblr.
I’ll assume the answer is “No, don’t post this on Tumblr”, but I know some of you freaky-deeky exhibitionists will want to show off with the world.
Yes, I just said freaky-deeky. Deal with it.